Adam and I successfully gave our talks today on patriotism. The baby sat happily in her carseat and then on Adam's lap until I was done speaking. She was so good today, which was really convenient because Adam had to take her for both hours. Both the Stake President and the Bishop offered to take her out and hold her if she became fussy. I thought that was pretty funny.
Yesterday Adam passed another licensing exam. Yes, this is his fifth. He has plans to take three more in the next few months. This one, the Series 55, was required for his new job, so it was especially important. The next three are all just nice for him to have, but not nearly as important as yesterday's test. We're both relieved to have it over, as well as our talks.
I play piano for both Junior Primary and Senior Primary. Neither are very large; today there were nine in Junior and twelve in Senior. During Sharing Time the kids learned about missionary work, and during Singing Time they learned a new song to sing for Pioneer Day. Since I just lurk behind the piano and no one can see me, I started writing down the funny responses of the kids.
Chorister: "Does anyone know what July 24th is?"
Kid: "Ooo, ooo, fireworks!"
"No, you're thinking of July 4th."
"Someone's birthday?"
"Yes, it's probably someone's birthday."
"A party!"
"No, not a party."
"The Fourth of July!"
"No, that's July 4th."
Chorister: "Who knows what the word pioneer means?"
Kid: "An army!"
Counselor in Presidency, reading a situation: "You and your friends have been playing all morning. You see a new girl sitting in her driveway across the street watching you. What should you do?"
Kid: "True!"
"..."
"Play!"
Counselor: "Maybe this little girl is new, or visiting relatives, and maybe she's too shy to ask you herself if she can play with you."
Little boy in a very matter-of-fact voice: "You know, I'm shy too."
Four-year-old boy: "Is it going to be my turn?" This is only funny because he said about every thirty seconds for the whole activity and said it in exactly the same intonation every single time, and yet the counselor managed to ignore him while she taught and didn't pull his name out of the jar until last. I would have given in after like the tenth time instead of waiting for his name to come out of the jar. Good thing I can giggle and no one sees me.
Counselor, reading another situation: "A couple looks at their finances and doesn't have enough money to pay their bills if they pay their tithing. What should they do?"
Kids: "Earn more money!" "Do chores."
Finally, "Pay their tithing!"
And my favorite, "And the Lord will tell the prophet, who will tell the missionaries, who will go tell the Bishop, who will go to their house and give them oil!" I love the hierarchy of authority there.
Final story. Counselor: "Your friends ask you to go to a movie with them that is inappropriate. What should you do?"
Little boy: "Don't go! Don't go because they'll bite you. They'll bite you on the arm. They're aliens! They're aliens and they'll bite you..." At this point a teacher finally hushed him.
After Junior Primary, Senior Primary was practically boring because all of the children just sat there and
listened, novel idea. I was ready to write down any funny things, but the closest was a girl saying, "A pioneer is someone who goes on a pilgrimage," which isn't nearly as exciting as "An army!" I'll probably keep writing things down each week since they're fun to share with Adam and I thought other people would get a laugh too.